30 annoying things that will happen if google hang up..

Google is the best search engine with an alexa
rank of 1 which make its products must use for
every web users.
Google was offline for minitues some years back
and we don't pray it happen again.
Only a few can stand google fold up now.
Let's take a look at hilarious things that will
happen if google fold up
1.People will search for google alternatives on
thesame google that is offline
2.Nairaland will turn to african best search
engine and its traffic will fall by 40% and rise
again by 80%
3.Bloggers will not eat for days because of their
hanged revenue with adsense
4.Feedburner will no longer forward any damn
newsletter to your mail
5.Your gmail friends and family is all but gone
6.Many will blame buhari for it
7.Bing visitors and ask.com will increase by 90%
8.Facebook will top alexa ranking
9.Youtube freaks will start staying tuned to their
Tv
10.Students will start failing since their is no
google search to dub for projects
11.Opera users will hold a party for google
downfall
12.Many will search for how to convert from
blogger to wordpress
13.Those google deleted their website's indexed
pages will mock googgle Team
14.Those who google adsense failed to accept
will mock those who their revenue was hanged
15.Google is your friend will turn to bing is your
friend
16.Playstore addicts will start heading back to
waptrick and other top app downloading store
17.Linda ikeji blog will be gone and a
downgraded celebrity blogger will takeover since
most celebrity bloggers hate wordpress
18.Annoying users that search for over
300keywords per day on google without noting
the url of a website will be purnished
19.Google chrome addicts users will change to
safari and firefox
20.You won't be able to optimize the
performance of your webpage again since google
pages speed tool is gone
21.Nothing lhke google webmasers tools again
21.Nothing lhke google webmasers tools again
22.You that love travelling using google maps to
trace locations,you will start locking your self
inside your house
23.No google analytics again and this will affect
wordpress users majorly,na to start using simple
hits counter surepass
24.Online translating may be lost since google
translator will be down
25.Google+ that made it easy for you to to read
news,check profiles,meet friends will be gone
26.Alexa bots will no longer have to over work
crawling google massive hit
27.Webmasters that created site for google
products like gainadsenseapproval.com will be at
loss
28. Media house won't rest reporting google fold
up
29.Many will get to know that there are
alternatives to adsense,feedsburner e.t.c.
30.Many will get to know that there is a blog called http://www.seniorstarboy.blogspot.com