Signs to know it a nollywood without seeing the TV.

Watching Nigerian movies can be a lot of fun
from the very beginning to the end of it! Do you
remember those times you will hear a particular
sound and think to yourself, this must be a
Nigerian movie! Here are some of them:

ADVERTISERS VOICE.
The advertiser's voice is unusually very loud, like
someone advertising a product in the street. He
shouts and talks so fast like a gun is pointing at
him to talk fast or die now.
Hear it '' heeeeeyy!!! Come see o, patience
ozokwor don dey come oo, pete edochie don dey
go oo!!!! heeeey oo!!, husband and wife just dey
go, dey come oo. Which kind wahala be dis
oo....!!! Lol
RAINBOW SCREEN
Nollywood movie wont start except you see that
rainbow colour screen with time countdown from
ten....nine...eight...with tim, tim, tim, BOOOM!!!

10 MINS ADVERT
If you are in the bathroom or kitchen, your bro
invites you to come see a movie on TV, and then
10mins later, Because you are late you ask him if
the movie has started, he says ''they are still on
adverts''.
You will be like 'what da hell?'
MUSIC OF DRUMS, EKWE, FLUTE
If the first music you hear is a drum, flute or
piano, don't bother looking, nollywood movie is
your TV now...lol
FIRST THING YOU HEARD IS ''KIRIRIRIRI GBA,
KIRIRIRIRI GBA GBA!!!'
Aaahhhh. This one is a trademark, it needs no
introduction...but make sure high BP/
Hypertension patient is not sitting in front of that
TV...lol
GRAB YOUR COPY NOW!!

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